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MirrorsMirrors By Jasper Lipton 12-3 My daughter bought me a journal today, for my birthday. She said she didn’t know whether to give it to me now, or for Christmas. She always says that. I cared when I was little, because people always combined Christmas with my birthday, and I only got one present. I’ve stopped caring. I don’t need presents any more. I don’t like them. I don’t feel any older. I don’t think I look any older, either. At least, that’s what my doctor tells me. My daughter’s afraid of me aging. &nbsMirrors
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AutomobiliaAutomobiliaAutomobilia
Four magical words - that’s the point at which my brain registered that I was actually having a conversation. “What? Give me a ride? Why?” “You’ll see,” was his only reply. I was suddenly curious. My dad knows I’m a car buff; so I assumed he wouldn’t have called to offer me a ride in his dumpy old Audi. Maybe one of his friends had gotten something fun? A little automatic BMW for the midlife crisis? Boy, was I wrong. My dad called again, so I stepped outside. About a minute and a half later, my girlfriend and I could te
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VITAMIN DEATHINT. HOTEL LOBBY DAYVITAMIN DEATH
The Four Seasons Hotel is one of the most ridiculously expensive hotels in the known universe. Sitting on a couch in the lobby, we meet our dark hero, STONE WILHELM. He is sitting, legs crossed, reading a copy of the Wall Street Journal and toying with his gilded pcketwatch.
Enter SALLY PO, a buxom Korean assassin dressed as a hotel attendant.
SALLY More of our famed cream cheese, meester Wilhelm? Or how about DEATH?
STONE Damn you Sally Po!
Sally draws a throwing knife and whips it
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- Interests: Cars, skiing, soccer
- Favourite movie: The Matrix, Zoolander, Spaceballs, Ocean's 11, get shorty, Desperado, the professional
- Favourite band or musician: Sage Francis, Incubus, David Bowie, Spoon
- Favourite genre of music: Alt./Indie Rock/ underground Rap
- Favourite artist: Thom May, Nathan Campbell, Ian McConville
- Favourite poet or writer: E.A. Poe, Robert Frost, Peter Mayle, E.B. White
- Favourite photographer: mickey c way to be
- Favourite style of art: Pencils?
- Operating System: Windoooows
- MP3 player of choice: iPod nano
- Shell of choice: cone
- Wallpaper of choice: what would David Bowie Do?
- Skin of choice: scabby, peeling skin from lepers?
- Favourite game: Gran Turismo 4/ Starseige Tribes
- Favourite gaming platform: ps2
- Favourite cartoon character: Underdog. Scooby doo, Johnny Quest
- Personal Quote: Damn you, Sally Po!
- Tools of the Trade: Rossi B2's, Scratch Moguls, Volkl V-Pro's, and a 92 Accord Wagon.
- AIM: T3chn0rganik
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A Member of Her Regal Majesty's Royal Standing and Hopping and Jumping Flying-Machine Empowered Airforce of Awesomeness and Virtue in Association With the Supreme Bureau of Cloudular Affairs and Goings-on.
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A Member of Her Regal Majesty's Royal Standing and Hopping and Jumping Flying-Machine Empowered Airforce of Awesomeness and Virtue in Association With the Supreme Bureau of Cloudular Affairs and Goings-on.
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